Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 15
10 years ago

julia
“If you’re feeling sad, let me make you feel worse by groping you.”
lenore
Giving her a tongue lashing before she takes a dump – bold move.
mary
Can’t believe he didn’t talk about his big hose.
michael
High School Frat Star meets Tinder.
paige
What kind of asshole stays at home while his grandma works??? This sounds like a terrible family dynamic.
ryan
He makes his own ambergris.
sarah-katherine
#BUTTSTUFF2014
sarah
That’s actually pretty deep…
tori
#GUTSTUFF2014
trenton
The best #BUTTSTUFF2014 in a while. Have a good weekend.

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  2. Gray Ghost of the Aquifer

    Anyone here rub one out while reading these? I mean I don’t butt I’m curious

    10 years ago at 5:32 pm
    3. FreighteenFriftyFrix

      No laps for you, pal. Just go straight back to the hole you reside in and never come back out.

      10 years ago at 7:06 pm
  3. Henry_Bankshaft

    Opening with, “I have a sex swing.” Bold move. I usually stick with the fish tank.

    10 years ago at 5:34 pm
  7. jerkwithamustache

    The ‘what’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil’ one from a few weeks ago has actually worked a few times for me. Big thanks to whoever came up with that gem.

    10 years ago at 5:54 pm
  10. PiKapp7

    So glad I submitted an actual good Butt Stuff one to be beaten out by “butt stuff?”
    “Go kill yourself”
    You’re doing the lords work, Devry Guy.

    10 years ago at 6:27 pm
  11. TheActivesArePissed

    The clown unicycle guy takes the cake for me this time. Maybe it’s just because he assumes the only reason she didn’t respond is because she’s “worried about stability”.

    10 years ago at 6:30 pm