If she wasn’t turned off by his uncontrollable sexual urges, I bet she was turned off by his possession of a box of razor blades.I’m not sure what the purpose of a vag plug is, but I respect this guy’s confidence.D’aww!I think she’d be surprised by how much he likes anal.This guy has it all: puns and a great side job.I think this is what the song “Iris” is about.I’m incredibly vain, so I had to include this one.This one killed me. He never even makes a move.Back by popular demand… #BUTTSTUFF2014The two grunts really set the mood.
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10 years ago at 6:52 pmDoesnt loop; thats just cruel.
10 years ago at 8:21 amWow! These posts seem eerily similar to my pick up lines on Grindr.
10 years ago at 9:20 pmBlatant honesty about your level of vainness. TFM
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