Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 150

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

One fitty. That’s a lot of Tinder — right around 3,000 unique, absurd conversations, to be more specific. Thanks for following along week after week. And as always…

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

carson
Not ideal.
yurika
#NAMEGAGS2017
madison
LinkedIn is the next big dating site. Take note.
savannah
#HISTORICALNAMEGAGS2017
meredith
I feel like she deserves more out of this deal.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

laney
Is #BUTTSTUFF2017 dead?
diana
Failed plan.
kimberly
Nope, #BUTTSTUFF2017 is doing just fine.
lauren
YUP, IT’S ALL GOOD! #BUTTSTUFF2017
marissa
At least he’s up front about it.
      1. Ronnie Swanson

        I’m volunteering to do this for you Jared. The people just need a week of uncensored rush knockers in return.

        8 years ago at 5:12 pm
    1. Lena67896

      I’ve made $76,000 so far this year working online and I’m a full time student.I’m using an online business opportunity I heard about and I’ve made such great money.It’s really user friendly and I’m just so happy that I found out about it.

      ☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞ http://cutt.us/7N2sG

      8 years ago at 3:17 am
  1. Saber and Key

    So, since there’s no forums, are we gonna talk about the fact Hot Piece swings both ways here?

    8 years ago at 12:01 pm
      1. Saber and Key

        I mean, good for her. Now I’m just wondering if she was the one who wrote that “I got revenge on my ex by fucking his girlfriend” mailbag or whatever.

        8 years ago at 12:32 pm
      2. DornFromMajorLeague

        From a cursory glance at Piece’s instagram, I’m going to guess that her lady isn’t the “recently had a boyfriend” type, if you know what I mean.

        8 years ago at 12:36 pm
      3. DrGonzoTFM

        Just checked it out. I’d go in for a 3 way with Average Piece and her lady friend but I wouldn’t brag about it openly.

        8 years ago at 2:45 pm
  2. Frobe

    Yurika just spelled 3 out of the 6 words she used in that sentence incorrectly; which is a solid 50% and is slightly better than my FG percentage. Would definitely want her in my team and in my DMs as a backup piece. Mamba out.

    8 years ago at 12:07 pm
  3. Fratty Couples PGA

    I’m starting to get the distinct feeling that there are only two or three people submitting most of these.

    8 years ago at 2:01 pm
  4. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

    Hoping the #ButtStuff2017 advocate followed up Lauren’s last message with a request to open up her brown eye.

    8 years ago at 2:25 pm
  5. violation321

    Can anyone explain to me the whole Dillon Cheverere and Roger Dorn deal? Which is his real name and how did he get the other one?

    8 years ago at 7:56 pm
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      Back in the day, all of the writers used pseudonyms. Dillon was Roger Dorn (the third baseman in Major League), Rob was Bacon, Harrison was The Boulevard, Dan was Jack Hammer… A few years ago the staff started using their real names and left the fake names to the freelancers.

      8 years ago at 6:18 am