Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 151
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Margot sounds like she’d be great at parties
8 years ago at 8:04 amIt pisses me off to no end how sjw’s say shit like that despite the fact they are talking out their ass. Humans started entering monogamous relationships/ falling in love because of how long it takes for our young to reach maturity and they needed both parents around. Along with the fact at humanity’s origins we were using basic tools which are far more effective in groups. Humans did not join into groups and monogamy just for sex and free domestic labor, more so they joined them so they would actually have a chance at surviving. Also I would bet every penny to my name that she is below a 6.
8 years ago at 1:00 pmRight, but You can’t reason with these people. It’s better to point and laugh.
SHAME SHAME
8 years ago at 2:14 pmFuck, you’re both right.
8 years ago at 3:12 pmJust offer to test the theory. She’ll be eager to be right to refuse and you get to bang her. That’s a win-win.
8 years ago at 3:00 pmWomen like that are mostly unbangable, but why would you even want to?
8 years ago at 3:13 pmThrill of the hunt. Dude matched with her so she’s gotta be at least decent looking right?
8 years ago at 4:00 pmOr swipes right for people he thought he could get a funny convo out of.
8 years ago at 11:19 amMy area is a tinder wasteland. Maybe I need to lower my standards of hotness in exchange for some easy tang but bump that! I got a reputation to uphold. Plus I only eat whale not boink them.
8 years ago at 8:18 amNot too many girls out in the ocean
8 years ago at 9:20 amYou get a ship wreck from time to time but most of them are already taken or drown.
8 years ago at 11:50 amSo, I’m guessing you eat both sinkers and floaters. Which ones taste the shittiest?
8 years ago at 1:22 pmI don’t eat people unless they have a C or bigger, are auditioning to be in an adult version of sharknado and I’m having them bend over at the waste and spread their cheeks. #Butthereisnomovie
8 years ago at 4:03 pmDon’t worry. There are plenty of fish in the sea
8 years ago at 9:30 am😉
8 years ago at 11:49 amIt works wonders if you lower your standards.
8 years ago at 5:54 pmLast one was a huge power move
8 years ago at 9:07 amNot really
8 years ago at 3:14 pmColton isn’t a girl name………
8 years ago at 10:26 amIf you knew how Bumble worked. You’d know its a chick
8 years ago at 11:42 amFacebook -> Settings -> Profile Info -> Gender: Female
8 years ago at 2:07 pmColton is making moves
I was actually implying the sender was gay searching for dudes
8 years ago at 2:53 pmYea Colton changed his gender on FB to show up Bumbles..I’ve seen em b4
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8 years ago at 3:10 amJared are you proud that you got a parody account verified?
8 years ago at 10:46 am😀
8 years ago at 11:18 amBe careful, I feel like Micah could put you down.
8 years ago at 11:40 amHonestly I don’t understand the whole group tinder thing. Is it exclusively for finding greasy orgy parties or is it some make-new-friends shit for freaks
8 years ago at 10:54 amIt’s funny
8 years ago at 11:39 amMargot’s high school boyfriend was not good to her
8 years ago at 2:44 pmColleen got matched with an absolute chode.
8 years ago at 3:08 pm