Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 155

lydia
Don’t agree to things you are “not entirely sure” about.
sarah
The J.R. Smith approach in action.
alexa
Well played. #NAMEGAGS2017
kayin
Come on, dude…
noelle
Don’t think that’s what she meant.

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emily
Proof that girls love “good morning” messages.
aly
Same.
sawyer copy
#NAMEGAGS2017
worthy
Nope.
audrey
Jesus…

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  1. GirthBrooks

    I want to have a beer with some of these people to see what goes on in their amazing minds.

    8 years ago at 9:31 am
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      The Emily-on bucks one was mine, but apparently everyone hates me (or virginator and blowjob created 5 accounts each), so maybe it’s safe to reason that you’re not missing much.

      8 years ago at 10:39 am
      1. AndrewsMomsAss

        I laughed at the Emily puns, Fratty Couples! You should put them on Facebook!

        8 years ago at 10:46 am
      2. Fratty Couples PGA

        Thank you AndrewsMomsAss, but if you like them then you may share them! Like all heroes, my true identity must remain a secret.

        8 years ago at 3:28 pm
  2. SuhBrah

    Name puns demonstrate true dedication and creativity, probably why these girls get so wet with them

    8 years ago at 9:53 am
    1. Magnum_Dong

      Alright so he explains that he crushed the testicle, he then explains how it happened and then explains that it had to be removed. So either you made the decision to only read those two specific sentences, or you’re an idiot.

      8 years ago at 1:14 pm
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        I read the sentences, but most four year olds’ balls are barely in their scrotums. So I guess you’re a hyper-pubescent gorilla.

        8 years ago at 10:38 am
      1. Fratty McFratFrat

        Pretty sure he’s the reincarnation of Blowjob420. No way that stupid fuck would be able to stay away.

        8 years ago at 6:25 pm