Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 157
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lauren
Thorough.
jordan
He’s not wrong.
caitlin
I was not aware that was an average Jersey girl thing.
dill
Pretty optimistic of this guy. He clearly thinks he crushed it.
sara
Suave (if you take out the emojis).

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

maddy
He really dug deep for this one.
johanna
Saváge.
warren
No girl wants an orgasm from a guy who spells it “orgasim.”
alexandria
10 days is a pretty long time to last in bed; this guy might be overstating.
guy
I don’t think the gals are going to think he’s right.
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  2. jizzrag69

    Only losers need Tinder to hook up. I just walk up to a girl and say, “Would you like to meet Trent Reznor? I’ve got him here in my pants.” Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

    7 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. MuffMcFluff

      That’s like saying “only losers drive to work when they could just walk the 20 miles.” The path of least resistance is the original TFM.

      7 years ago at 1:02 pm
      1. jizzrag69

        And you cycle to your job as a Jimmy John’s delivery boy on a fixed-gear bike

        7 years ago at 1:07 pm
      4. Fratty Couples PGA

        Unlike you, I’ve held an athletic record in my time. My IQ is in the top tenth of one percent. And my dad’s accounts are solidly in the seven figures. Does that answer your question?

        7 years ago at 6:16 am
      5. jizzrag69

        ‘Most times masturbating in a 24-hour period,’ while an impressive achievement, is technically not an athletic record.

        7 years ago at 8:47 am
      6. Fratty Couples PGA

        Actually I fired six under from the back tees during the club championship. Lowest round from that box to date

        7 years ago at 8:57 am
      8. Fratty Couples PGA

        But really it’s a sport for rich guys. Nothing pussy about having tons of money.

        7 years ago at 5:54 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      “When I finish it is right on time. Hell, I’m trying to get my time down, like an Olympian.”

      7 years ago at 4:29 pm