Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 157
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Only losers need Tinder to hook up. I just walk up to a girl and say, “Would you like to meet Trent Reznor? I’ve got him here in my pants.” Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
7 years ago at 12:46 pmThat’s like saying “only losers drive to work when they could just walk the 20 miles.” The path of least resistance is the original TFM.
7 years ago at 1:02 pmAnd you cycle to your job as a Jimmy John’s delivery boy on a fixed-gear bike
7 years ago at 1:07 pmThe original TFM was being rich, smart, and athletic.
7 years ago at 8:29 amSo why are you here?
7 years ago at 9:11 amUnlike you, I’ve held an athletic record in my time. My IQ is in the top tenth of one percent. And my dad’s accounts are solidly in the seven figures. Does that answer your question?
7 years ago at 6:16 am‘Most times masturbating in a 24-hour period,’ while an impressive achievement, is technically not an athletic record.
7 years ago at 8:47 amActually I fired six under from the back tees during the club championship. Lowest round from that box to date
7 years ago at 8:57 amCongratulations. You excel at a sport for pussies.
7 years ago at 9:04 amBut really it’s a sport for rich guys. Nothing pussy about having tons of money.
7 years ago at 5:54 pmBanging for 10 days? Anything over 30 seconds is NF.
7 years ago at 3:04 pm“When I finish it is right on time. Hell, I’m trying to get my time down, like an Olympian.”
7 years ago at 4:29 pmI’ve matched with Mimi. Can confirm she is a litteral whore.
7 years ago at 6:22 pmShe probably doesn’t need a snickers
7 years ago at 7:23 pm“Kathreen” is an Asian chick with Irish parents.
7 years ago at 8:27 amOr an Irish chick with Asian parents, which doesn’t exist.
7 years ago at 6:14 am