Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 159

scarlet
Either Scarlet didn’t get the joke, or she’s a midget.
shivani
What a charmer this guy is!
bryahna
Chip Skylark’s shiny teeth was an interesting reference.
alex
Off to a hot start.
guy copy
Such a terrible pickup line.

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haley
She got her wish.
jessica
I don’t think this guy knows the logistics of buttering bread.
shealyn
There’s no wrong time to break out a Dave Matthews line.
court
Jesus.
lily
Lily just put him in a bodybag.

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  1. BayBro650

    I’d steal a banner from North Korea if it meant Amanda would queef in my face. 9/10

    7 years ago at 11:03 am