Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 16
10 years ago

lauren
Post-show? This guy must really like her.
lindsey
This man is a master of deception.
maciej
I prefer touching blind people inappropriately, but to each his own.
madison
#RUSHASSSTUFF2014
meredith
#BUTTSTUFF2014
sammi
Which is the best segue you could ever have for “So… butt stuff?”
savannah
#BUTTSTUFF2014
spencer
The three year and 8 month age difference changes everything.
tyler
Yikes…
vin
Me too, man. Me too.

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  3. Gray Ghost of the Aquifer

    Devry guy, you suck. Please discontinue this series. It sucks like you do. Every time I read these I get a boner and it’s weird so stop. Thanks bro.

    10 years ago at 1:19 pm
  5. David Brokowitz

    Just once I’d like to see one of these girls take up a guys offer on dragging their nuts through a mile of broken glass to hear them fart through a walkie talkie

    10 years ago at 2:04 pm
  6. SphincteralMicturation

    Jesus christ the space shuttle one just set the new fucking standard for these

    10 years ago at 2:22 pm
  8. Dick_Nixon

    You should make a column of the best of the best tinder pick up lines so I don’t have to keep scrolling through all of these when I run out of material.

    10 years ago at 8:30 pm
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  11. richdaddybowtiefrat

    Being too much of a poor to have to go on Tinder to get some strange is NF.

    8 years ago at 10:07 pm