Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 161
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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One of the few remaining good things from this site
7 years ago at 8:06 amThe only time I come on this app is Thursday mornings for this column
7 years ago at 10:44 amI’m also nearing this point.
7 years ago at 7:52 pmTinder is for poors. I just walk around with a bulge in my pants and let the slams come to me
7 years ago at 8:08 amNot sure about the correlation, but ok.
7 years ago at 10:44 amAnd losers. And poor losers. Don’t worry you qualify using any criteria
7 years ago at 11:05 amKeep throwing shit at that wall sport, something might stick.
7 years ago at 11:41 amBecca is a virgin.
7 years ago at 9:06 amYou and her have something in common
7 years ago at 10:07 am“Cool boobies”
7 years ago at 11:18 amI played Ponyboy in the school play once. Helped me come out of my shell. đŸ™‚
7 years ago at 3:06 pmCasting pony boy as an actual shark is a bold move.
7 years ago at 8:14 pmThe whole interaction about Hurricane Harvey was all-time great.
7 years ago at 7:51 pmUsing a Harvey pick up line on a Texan has to be the longest shot ever taken.
7 years ago at 8:17 pmGoddamn it could they not say got spoilers in the title
7 years ago at 9:39 pm