Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 161
7 years ago

madalynn
This one, on the other hand… I’m not surprised it didn’t work. Jesus.
ryan
Blue text, who sent me this screenshot, informed me that they drive a Hummer 2. Next-level pandering here.
lauren
I feel like dropping “pussy points” right away really hurt his chances. But alas, he’s found a way to get on here a second time.
greta
Big week for incest lines for some reason?
liv
He shot his shot.

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anthony
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aubrie
Probably the funniest bot interaction of all time.
lauren1
Incredible gif usage.
tay
How?!?
horse
Classic.

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  3. jizzrag69

    Tinder is for poors. I just walk around with a bulge in my pants and let the slams come to me

    7 years ago at 8:08 am
  6. SharkWeekTFM

    I played Ponyboy in the school play once. Helped me come out of my shell. đŸ™‚

    7 years ago at 3:06 pm
  8. TheyDroveDixieDown

    Using a Harvey pick up line on a Texan has to be the longest shot ever taken.

    7 years ago at 8:17 pm