Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 164
7 years ago

jennica
He asks the important questions.
liz
She’s not picking up what he’s putting down.
po
#BUTTSTUFF2017, too.
bella
Ouch.
jenna
#RICKANDMORTYSTUFF2017

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

miranda
#NAMEGAGS2017
eimear
That’s a horrible excuse for not evacuating.
emily
How could Emily turn that down?
winter
C’mon, man.
autumn
#NAMEGAGS2017

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Pages: 1 2
  2. St_Christian

    This is usually the only column I ever read on here but I gotta say this weeks edition was pretty stale, Jared.

    7 years ago at 10:00 am
  3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Shouldn’t that be “Makia scream with pleasure?” Because he could, you know, make her scream by slitting her throat, but that’s probably not what she had in mind.

    7 years ago at 10:00 am
  4. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

    I keep saying this, but BOTD is an all-timer. The level of talent is at an all time high lately.

    7 years ago at 10:46 am
  6. CanadianB4C0N

    Ricky the chinchilla is the kinda wingman we all need. Even after leaving this Earth he helps you pull. RIP Ricky.

    7 years ago at 12:11 pm
  7. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Auburn mizzou
    Pitt Ga tech
    West Va Kansas

    Your weekly under play pick 3

    7 years ago at 2:06 pm
  8. ALIKI

    hey that reference to Lonely Island’s “Finest girl(Bin Laden song)” was the bomb!!! Kudos to him & I feel sorry for her lack of humor… If anyone would ever said that to me in any chat room/app, i’d be down for anything he wanted!!! Even normal stuff LOL

    7 years ago at 1:23 am