Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 165

allyson
I think that’s probably just a coincidence, but you never know.
meaghan
Standard.
paul
Paul’s a sneaky one.
rachel
Untrue.
richard
What was that whole aloe vera thing about?

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brigid
wut
christena
This one got me.
jessica
Classic.
linda
I think you’re pushing it, dude.
rei
#NAMEGAGS2017

BONUS CONVO because I’m a Good Guy

so111

sophia1

so3
What a love story.

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  1. Total_Fap_Move

    Studies show that masturbation lowers the risk of type-2 diabetes, lowers the risk of prostate cancer, reduces depressions, and prevents cervical infections in women.

    8 years ago at 12:13 pm
    1. Henry_Eighth

      On one hand, I admire someone who tries to launch a Novelty Account in the declining, now-irrelevant TFM comments section. On the other hand, this account sucks.

      8 years ago at 12:38 pm
      1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        Vaginator and his hundreds of fake accounts have single handedly destroyed this website

        8 years ago at 4:36 pm
      2. thevaginator

        I have one account you fucking goober. Its hard enough owning so much real estate in so many of these losers heads much less having multiple accounts.

        8 years ago at 10:24 pm
      3. TheyDroveDixieDown

        I’m convinced that the majority of comment sections are just vaginator accounts arguing with other vaginator accounts at this point.

        8 years ago at 12:55 am