Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 168
7 years ago

rachel
C’mon, dude…
priscilla
He led with that.
abby
Geeze Abby.
jacob
Tinder is wild.
mallory
wut

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

sidney
*100 emoji*
emma
A budding relationship, this one is.
morgan
It worked!
olivia
I need to make that skeleton image my profile pic.
noelle
You’re better off for having read this Tinder conversation.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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    1. SharkWeekTFM

      He’s right you know. I believe he meant the blue whale, the largest animal of all time. His dork is also prehensile like a Monkeys tail.

      7 years ago at 10:02 am
    1. dickinhand

      how many times are you going to post that? Why can’t you just jerk off in silence like the rest of us?

      7 years ago at 1:45 am
  6. Henry_Eighth

    Good job keeping Jesus in Christmas, Jared, but I’m a bit surprised by it considering you’re Jewish.

    7 years ago at 1:23 pm
  7. Ronnie Swanson

    Here for my weekly check-in. Hope everyone is well. Except for vaginator. If that cum-dumster is even still around.

    7 years ago at 4:59 pm
    1. Henry_Eighth

      Now you have to pretend to go to Knoxville and pretend to fight him after which he will pretend to have sent you to the hospital.

      7 years ago at 6:09 pm