Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 17

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I GET IT!!!
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Incest is a biiigggg nein-nein.
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Who turns down a good, old-fashioned plowjob?
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I bet this guy kills the birthday party clown game.
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Build your own adventure.
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She seems genuinely flattered and I like it.
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It’s full of nutrients. I like where Phrank’s head’s at.
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He’s a clever creeper.
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Violet just got Tony Pajamas’d.
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Attila the Hun? More like Attila the HUNK!