Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 170

shannon
“land mermaid”
ashley
Is that the new “pussy, money, weed?”
kathie
What a bizarre encounter.
kennedee
#NAMEGAGS2017
meghan
That poem is actually pretty good; don’t sell yourself short.

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nadia
#NAMEGAGS2017
esperanza
Self-deprecation is this guy’s bread and butter.
bryce
Wondering exactly which part of that she’s sorry about is gonna keep me up at night.
dylon
A+++ response.
jo
Another great response. Big week for lady zingers.

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  1. SleepingInTheBusches

    First! Holy shit I’m first! This is the greatest feeling ever, I rule the fratosphere! Fuck you jizzrag.

    7 years ago at 7:15 am
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      Amazing how “jizzrag” translates perfectly to “Fratty McFratfrat.”

      7 years ago at 8:34 am
      1. jizzrag69v2

        I got one account little man. And if you have a problem with that you can say it to my face. Pussy

        7 years ago at 7:44 pm
      2. Fratty Couples PGA

        McFratfrat is actually funny. Trust me, I wasn’t confusing you two.

        7 years ago at 7:42 pm