Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 171

chloe
This guy sounds fun.
maggie
Her bio said she only uses Tinder when she poops.
eileen
If your name is Eileen, this is how 98% of your Tinder interactions go.
emily
Fairly one-sided relationship here.
panda
I would’ve gone with a Desiigner joke, personally.

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theresa
Theresa played herself.
greta
Phillip can’t be stopped.
hailey
Tinder is #fun!
gau
Gau with the Tinder convo of the week.
achmed
wut

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  1. Mister McGibblets

    I asked botd out to dinner but she said no cause she just ate last month

    7 years ago at 11:46 am
  2. Fratty McFratFrat

    Here’s a pickup line that always works: FIRST! I rule the World and the Future!

    7 years ago at 11:54 pm