Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 172

macy
#NAMEGAGS2017
tyler
Emily attached this caption to her submission: “Low key offended this dude just implied I’m not getting any”
gillian
Ouch.
zena
Well played. #NAMEGAGS2017
veena
So simple, but so good. #NAMEGAGS2017

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katie
He’s willing to make a deal.
kylie
#BUTTSTUFF2017
steph
Sounds like he’s looking for a hookup.
vonnie
Probably, yeah.
caroline
TIL grapefruiting exists.

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    1. TFM CliffsNotes

      A PERFECT 4-0 to start the day! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ROWDY GENTLEMAN DISCOUNTS!

      7 years ago at 11:59 am
      1. Henry_Eighth

        That isn’t thevaginator, SigmaNugs. That’s StoryTeller trolling the troll by showing how stupid it all is.

        7 years ago at 9:17 am