Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 174

emily
These pun all-stars were meant to be.
laura
#NAMEGAGS2017
morgan1
Can’t believe that one worked.
greyson
Interesting thought starter.
lindsey1
Okay this one’s just plain good.

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veena
Old school Jonah Hill #NAMEGAGS2017 line.
lindsey
Kind of an antiquated reference but whatever.
eva
Yeah.
lea
Jesus dude…
courtney
Unreal convo.

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  1. Fratty Couples PGA

    FIRST! I RULE TINDER AND THE FUTURE! I AM TINDERMAN!!!! I WILL SWIPE YOUR SLAMS, ASSHOLES!!!

    7 years ago at 7:22 am
  2. jizzrag69v2

    Just wanted to bring you losers up to date on the hiring of Jon Gruden at UTK. The school made him an offer that was so large they would have had to shut down the women’s basketball program to pay it. The asshole turned it down so my dad offered to deposit about $50 million in Grudens name in an offshore account. That got his attention, then he started whining about office space so we’re going to fund an entire building for him. The fucker is really getting on our nerves. If he demands to have his own name on the building we’re gonna kick his sorry ass to the curb and go after his dumb fuck brother. I’ll let you know as soon as there’s any progress. Jizz Out.

    7 years ago at 10:15 am
      1. jizzrag69v2

        I’ve shot my load all right. IN YOUR MOM’S ASS! Yuk yuk I’m gonna put that on facebook

        7 years ago at 1:01 pm
  3. Ghost of Dixie Past

    BOTD looks like the type of girl who has had some odd things put into her orifices.

    7 years ago at 6:35 pm