Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 175
7 years ago

#NAMEGAGS2017
What a waste of both of their time.
I hope she doesn’t mean the delivery of a child; that’d be way too quick a turnaround.
Here cum dat boi
Jesus, dude.

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She’s got a point.
He pulled it off.
Interesting tactic.
I mostly just included this one because I was amazed at how fucking long of a screenshot it is.
Now you get to ponder what the hell is going on here until next week.

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  2. Fratty Couples PGA

    FIRST!!! HAHAHA FUCKERS!!! I RULE THE WORLD AND THE FUTURE!!! I AM FUTUREMAN!!! BRING ME YOUR SLAMS!!!!

    7 years ago at 6:44 am
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      Good job, Fratty Couples! Your dominance of the FIRST game has rocketed your online rep into the ionosphere! Do you even have time to attend class with all the slams slobbering all over you 24/7?

      7 years ago at 8:03 am
  3. Fratty McFratFrat

    The correct answer to Nicole was “That’s 21 minutes to a dog like you.”

    7 years ago at 8:00 am
  5. Chedda B 225

    “The Tom Brady of titties….” One of the greatest statements possible in the entire English lexicon. Kudos.

    7 years ago at 6:55 pm