Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 177
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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FIRST!!!! NOTHING LIKE A TESTICLE MASSAGE FROM A TINDER BITCH TO START MY MORNING!!! EAT IT, SUCKERS!!!
8 years ago at 9:03 amHAPPY HANUKKAH!!!
8 years ago at 9:10 amGetting fucked in the ass by a 9 inch black cock seems like a more accurate description for you little man
8 years ago at 11:05 amThe six guys in the hotel room were Fratty Couples, Fratty McLoser, Wraith, Stardog, sigmanugs, and FDRwasapussy. Don’t worry they had plenty of fun playing dungeons and dragons.
8 years ago at 10:07 amYou can take that little space I own in your head and fill it with more of your gay porn.
8 years ago at 2:29 pmAre you offering to make a video short stack? Sorry little guy you’ll have to bring your own top man
8 years ago at 2:47 pmThe guy who matched with Brielle should have said, “I want to read your bumps with my fingertips!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
8 years ago at 10:25 amBeen getting a lot more quality matches lately. 🙂
8 years ago at 6:39 pmI have used Snapchat more in the last week than I have in the last 4 months.
Tinder is for poors and losers. I can get laid any time I want just by walking into a room full of sorostitutes, pointing to the enormous bulge in my expensive European jeans, and pulling out a huge roll of Franklins
8 years ago at 7:15 am