Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 177

Why do they both know what “herping” is?
At least she’s honest.
#NAMEGAGS2017
It’s not though.
#MATHSTUFF2017

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

#BUTTSTUFF2017
I love how they both are using the term “do it.”
India is estimated to have around 110 nuclear weapons, if you were wondering.
#BUTTSTUFF2017
You may have overdone the #NAMEGAGS2017, my man.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

  1. Fratty Couples PGA

    FIRST!!!! NOTHING LIKE A TESTICLE MASSAGE FROM A TINDER BITCH TO START MY MORNING!!! EAT IT, SUCKERS!!!

    8 years ago at 9:03 am
    1. thevaginator

      Getting fucked in the ass by a 9 inch black cock seems like a more accurate description for you little man

      8 years ago at 11:05 am
  2. jizzrag69v2

    The six guys in the hotel room were Fratty Couples, Fratty McLoser, Wraith, Stardog, sigmanugs, and FDRwasapussy. Don’t worry they had plenty of fun playing dungeons and dragons.

    8 years ago at 10:07 am
    1. Wraith

      You can take that little space I own in your head and fill it with more of your gay porn.

      8 years ago at 2:29 pm
      1. jizzrag69v2

        Are you offering to make a video short stack? Sorry little guy you’ll have to bring your own top man

        8 years ago at 2:47 pm
  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    The guy who matched with Brielle should have said, “I want to read your bumps with my fingertips!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 10:25 am
  4. SharkWeekTFM

    Been getting a lot more quality matches lately. 🙂
    I have used Snapchat more in the last week than I have in the last 4 months.

    8 years ago at 6:39 pm
    1. jizzrag69v2

      Tinder is for poors and losers. I can get laid any time I want just by walking into a room full of sorostitutes, pointing to the enormous bulge in my expensive European jeans, and pulling out a huge roll of Franklins

      8 years ago at 7:15 am