Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 179
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

He owned her, I think?
Wow.
He came out clean on the other side.
A twist!
Isthis the real life? Isthis just fantasy?

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Well played, nerd.
Same.
At least it’s a decent consolation prize.
Probably worse than the duckface odds, if I had to guess.
Liar.
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  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    The boy who matched with Faith should have tried it like this: The pirate rearranged the letters in Merry Christmas to spell Mr. Creamy Shits but he had a leftover Arrgh! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    7 years ago at 5:02 am
  3. jizzrag69v2

    Met the object of the day in a bar in Buffalo when I flew up for the Jets game (I’m a gambling buddy of Terrence Pegula; I sat with him in the owner’s box). She’s a soft 9 at best so it was a hard pass for me. I only bang 10s. – Jizz Out

    7 years ago at 11:08 am
    1. BuschLattesFTW

      Aka he met his soft 5 of a cousin at family game night in his trailer park home and won 20$ in LRC which he then used to pay his cousin to blow him

      7 years ago at 11:53 am
      1. jizzrag69v2

        I seem to occupy an enormous percentage of what little space there is in your brain, squirt. Now start dancing little man the audience is waiting

        7 years ago at 12:20 pm
      2. InternationalFratStudent

        Nope. You have 3 TFM accounts that you use every day I doubt anyone would touch you with a 10 ft pole.

        7 years ago at 12:54 pm
      3. jizzrag69v2

        This is my only account and if you don’t like it you can come to Knoxville and say it to my face. Now keep dancing little guy I’m sure the other commenters are amused by your failing effort

        7 years ago at 1:02 pm
      4. thevaginator

        You seem a bit angry little man. Still mad about that L you took yesterday?

        7 years ago at 3:07 pm
      7. jizzrag69v2

        He took the L out of his uncle’s cLock and was left with his uncles cock… IN HIS ASS!

        7 years ago at 7:05 am
  4. FDRwasapussy

    Hey Jared, can you tell me what 9×7 is? I’m trying to do my math homework before I bone out on a black chick tonight?

    7 years ago at 10:37 pm
    1. jizzrag69v2

      Wrong equation little guy. The correct formula is 9-4=5. The 9 inches she’s accustomed to (me) minus the 4 inches you’re about to give her means she needs another 5 inches.

      7 years ago at 6:16 am
    2. BuschLattesFTW

      Although we already knew you were in middle school, thanks for confirming it

      7 years ago at 11:57 am
  5. Pappanastos 4 President

    Since a majority of these are fake, you’d think they’d be able to come up with something that had some semblance of comedy…

    7 years ago at 12:37 pm