Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 18
11 years ago

lauren
She better drink a lot of water. That’s a lot of pissing.
lindsay
I hope he also uses “Seacrest, out” in the bedroom in some way, shape or form.
nikki
Yeah, Nikki. Where are your priorities at?
ruth
If I’m not mistaken, I believe that is the Shbuttstuff dance.
savannah
I think I’m in love.
siri
Such is the life of any girl named Siri on Tinder.
stephanie
Italian, too? He’s the whole package.
stephanie2
Watch out for his penes.
stephanie3
Nothing else even needs to be said.
willow
I guess she whips more than just her hair back and forth.

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    3. Fuckinpussygdicreepfucks

      Yeah that’s what your mom said to, then I stuck it in her pooper #BUTTSTUFF2014

      11 years ago at 2:20 pm
  11. James_Richard_Sperry

    For every 3 terrible Helmet Stickers posts, there’s a ButtStuff filled Tinder post to redeem this site

    11 years ago at 7:39 pm