Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 18

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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caitie
If he can shoot those things outta there, I heard the prison league softball team is looking for a new pitcher.
chelsea
#BUTTSTUFF2014
hailey
#BUTTSTUFF2014
hali
Man, this is a lot of #BUTTSTUFF2014
jackson
And now some dick lasagna to change the pace a little bit. That’s a complex metaphor.
jenny
Dumbledore would be proud #RIP
jess
She said he could ask it. There’s nobody to blame here but herself.
jessie
#BUTTSTUFF2014 has gained some female followers and this is the proudest I have been since my gerbil graduated from obedience school.
jp
If I was her, I’d wish all of them involved those things.
kaci
Ass so big it could swallow up a stripper pole.
  1. JackDanielsrunning

    #1 already got the catcher position why would he need to try out for pitcher.

    10 years ago at 8:54 pm
  2. EQK

    I’d snort blow come of Savannah’s tits as I slipped an impressive ring on her finger. Sorry Hot Piece, you’ve been bested.

    10 years ago at 6:34 am