Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 181

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

This dude really loves Sandra Bullock.
Woosh!
Gotta trust the process, Becky.
Some people like plain toast, but not this guy.
#NAMEGAGS2018

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Swing (at his mom) and a miss.
#HARRYPOTTERSTUFF2018
Clearly.
#NAMEGAGS2018
This is high on the list of worst pickup lines in the history of this series.
  1. thevaginator

    First! Wraiths mom has generously donated her asshole as today’s prize! Best of luck to everyone!

    8 years ago at 12:23 pm
      1. ShowMeYourButtStuff

        Would you PLEASE do everyone a favor and stop commenting on your own shit? Get blackballed already.

        8 years ago at 12:01 am
      2. thevaginator

        I’ll do whatever I want kid. Know why? Because you’re too much of a pussy to do anything about it

        8 years ago at 9:20 pm