Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 182
7 years ago

Well…?
That escalated quickly.
The Classic College Student Conundrum
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Here we go again.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Bee. Movie. Crushes. With. The. Ladies.
Just a trainwreck of a Tinder interaction.
Unreal.
IT WON’T STOP.
This week was a wild one.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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    1. thevaginator

      You seem to be running your mouth an awful lot today. You got something to say or you just gonna sit in your mom’s basement like a little bitch?

      7 years ago at 1:01 pm
      1. violation321

        If only you burned calories running your mouth, Hoosier. Maybe then you wouldn’t be such a fat piece of shit living in your mom’s basement eating Cheetos. Now dance for Vaginator little bitch.

        7 years ago at 1:03 pm
      3. thevaginator

        The little bitch is terrified of me. He knows if he responds directly to me he will either dance like a puppet or get his ass beat, so he just throws his jab and runs back into his mom’s basement

        7 years ago at 6:43 pm
      4. violation321

        EXACTLY. Someone gets it. These goobers can’t compete with you and it’s time they just accept it.

        7 years ago at 6:49 pm
  3. SharkWeekTFM

    Wonder how many teams of commenters here have made female tinder accounts just so they can match with themselves and have “hilarious” conversations.
    #SaveSharks #NotAllSharks

    7 years ago at 10:22 am
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      I’m sure BuschLattesFTW will accuse me of doing that. He also thinks I’m responsible for the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa and the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby.

      7 years ago at 12:09 pm
      1. violation321

        I’m sure BuschLattesFTW is too busy wiping his mother’s dirty goopy bung-hole after taking a smelly tuna-casserole and clam chowder poop.

        7 years ago at 12:21 pm
      2. Fratty McFratFrat

        Now he thinks you are me. He thinks every commenter on this site is me. Paranoia strikes deep.

        7 years ago at 12:46 pm
      3. violation321

        That’s honestly sad. No, I am not FrattyMcFratFrat. I’ve just finally came to my senses and realized that all of these goobers can’t compete with Vaginator, so it’s probably best that everyone shuts the fuck up and gets to sniffing dingleberries.

        7 years ago at 1:00 pm
      4. BuschLattesFTW

        No you aren’t Fratty Mcfatfuck. But you’re a fat fucking loser and live in your parents basement. What did your parents get you for Xmas, a weight watchers membership?

        7 years ago at 9:19 am
  5. violation321

    Tinder is for goobers who can’t land hot slams regularly. You guys should apologize to Vaginator for wasting these girls’ time – this is precious time he could have spent plowing them and their mothers into oblivion.

    7 years ago at 10:50 am
  6. Ronnie Swanson

    Checking in for the first time in a while. I see some familiar faces.. Are things getting better or is the site still shit?

    7 years ago at 11:10 am
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      I wouldn’t say we are on an upswing just yet but if one started it wouldn’t be out of nowhere.

      7 years ago at 11:13 am
    2. InternationalFratStudent

      Comments work again, but now it’s just filled with the vag and his 3 accounts spewing random shit on every single article.

      7 years ago at 2:05 pm