Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 185
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Debería ser #NombreBromas2k18! Pero realmente, Jared, ¡estas llamando por teléfono en las leyendas estos días!
7 years ago at 5:44 amWould put in in your taco, then your tightly wrapped burrito, and give you extra queso no charge.
7 years ago at 9:56 amNo thanks, SharkWeek! I’d never get rid of that fishy smell! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
7 years ago at 10:00 amWe both know it’s a fish taco to begin with.
7 years ago at 10:25 amGROOOOOOOSSSSS!
7 years ago at 10:28 amWhat do you get when you combine a debilitating inferiority complex, genetic deformities, lack of any experience with girls and an idea you though was good but you realized later was bad but now you’re just so used to making the same comments over and over again just to feel some consistency and structure in your life?
7 years ago at 7:51 amI can’t remember his name, Vagina something. VaginaSmear something like that.
What do you get when you get a broke virgin who wouldn’t dare say that to my face? This loser.
7 years ago at 11:55 amWe’ve already discussed why I have no need or desire to go near your face. But to answer your question, you’d obviously get one of your other accounts because although you do talk to yourself I doubt you’d say anything as clever as I have to the mirror.
7 years ago at 1:19 pmYep. And we have determined that you are too much of a pussy to say anything too my face. Keep on dancing with the other losers on here kid. I own you.
7 years ago at 2:11 pmWow I can’t believe my efforts haven’t help you up your game. And I’m not talking about playing doctor with your cross the street neighbors older brother.
Wake me up when you get some new material.
7 years ago at 2:33 pmGood girl. Now give us another
7 years ago at 2:55 pmBoring. Give it some oomph, like you do with your pillow at night.
7 years ago at 3:35 pmGood girl. Give us another
7 years ago at 4:39 pmSeriously though, vagsnail, what would you do if you won the lottery? Lats say it was 100M. That means you get a million dollars but a hundred time.
7 years ago at 8:18 amThis might be an exercise in futility trying to explain what a lot of money is like to this guy but I just wanna get in his head as so many other guys have done, but with their wieners and “in his head” meaning his mouth, sucking said weiners. Are you following boy?
My family is already worth well over 100 million so I wouldn’t be concerned about it. Broke bitch
7 years ago at 11:54 amBe that as it isn’t, what then would you do with the money? I’m trying to get you out of your creative shell here. Work with me you’re sucking more than usual and not in the way your brother likes.
7 years ago at 1:17 pmI’m not going to argue with a poor. You see kid, when you are rich like me and can buy whatever you want, you don’t think about what an extra 100 mil would do for you. That to me is like finding a dollar in the washing machine for you. It’s nice sure, but it doesn’t really make a difference in the type of lifestyle I live. You have a poors concept of wealth because well, you are poor. I wouldn’t expect you to understand. Now how about a dance for your master?
7 years ago at 2:16 pmSee that was alright. Maybe you are getting better.
7 years ago at 2:34 pmGood girl. Keep on dancing boy
7 years ago at 2:56 pmDamn, kid, you’ve commented over 20 times today. Don’t you get tired of being a fool?
7 years ago at 3:06 pmYeah, I been trying this shtick just for a day and it’s fun for a while especially when you get to really stick it to a bothersome insect but just like real insects I know it won’t be possible to totally eradicate him/them so best to just do what’s fun and then go do something else.
I guess when all you do is sleep, comment, jerk it to rocky mountain oyster cooking videos and eat then you have plenty of stamina for focused foolery.
7 years ago at 3:34 pmYou know kid you could learn something from that ksig pussy. He learned the hard way that I’m not someone you wanna fuck with. And hey, I heard he needs to lose his v card as well. Maybe you two losers could fuck
7 years ago at 9:22 pmNah
7 years ago at 10:04 amOh I get it. You prefer to catch don’t ya little man. It’s ok I’m sure ghost of blackball past would be Happy to help you out with losing that v card.
7 years ago at 12:10 am