Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 186
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

He’s a little forward, isn’t he?
There’s no coming back from that one, man. Just move on.
Which is still huge for him.
Being an Alexa on Tinder these days must be rough.
Too much “gape” talk in this conversation for my liking.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

You could say he’s interested.
#NAMEGAGS2018
I feel like her response is better than whatever he was gonna say.
#NAMEGAGS2018
Adam’s out there ruining Tinder for white guys everywhere.
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  2. jizzrag69v2

    Alexa set my alarm for 8am so I’ll have time to get some morning head before I kick your ass out the door

    7 years ago at 11:32 am
    1. MightBePike

      You gotta tell her to make the first morning beej your alarm. Waking up to that is the best!

      7 years ago at 4:07 pm
      2. MightBePike

        WHO SAID I DID?!?! Oh I guess I kinda did imply I would know. Well I actually do but you’d have to ask that girl you like (who you think is hot but for me is kinda slumming it) to confirm that for ya, Pokemon Badgeinator. Ha!

        7 years ago at 6:32 pm
      3. thevaginator

        The time you convinced your sister to put her mouth on your dick while playing doctor doesn’t count, little guy.

        7 years ago at 10:05 pm
  3. Butanefratoil

    Alright I gotta question. Is having a “free the nipple” poster in your room a TFM?

    7 years ago at 1:50 pm
    2. thevaginator

      Of course little man. How else will you let the soft 3 you bring home when you’re 40 know it’s your first time?

      7 years ago at 2:09 pm
      1. MightBePike

        Not bad! Try as you might to do otherwise, you’re getting better at this.

        7 years ago at 4:08 pm
      3. MightBePike

        Not THAT good. But better than you, you unsymmetrical hairline havin’ ass, upper lip sticks to your teeth lookin’ ass, has to wipe 6 times but still gets skid marks having bitch ass bitch!

        7 years ago at 6:36 pm
      4. thevaginator

        Easy there little man. Running your mouth like that will get you your teeth knocked right into the back of your skull

        7 years ago at 10:04 pm
      5. MightBePike

        I think you’re underestimating the difficulty of knocking all my teeth out. Besides the fact that you can’t land a hit even if I let you, most people have more than the 9 chompers you’re sporting you soup chewing, candy snorting, forehead bigger than a $30 Uber ride having bitch!

        7 years ago at 9:12 am
      6. thevaginator

        You do a lot of talking for someone who’s admitted to being too much of a pussy to do anything about it. At least you’re saving yourself a trip to the hospital

        7 years ago at 6:09 pm