Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 188
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Cute guys can get away with so much more than us “normies.”
Clearly.
Is Fortnite coach a viable career path?
wut
That’s a good name for a Juul.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

I guess that’s kinda flattering?
He’s got moxie, I’ll give him that.
This guy.
Is this a thing?
You don’t actually think that’s what she’s talking about, do you?
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  4. Ronnie Swanson

    This is the only shit I read on this dumpster-fire anymore and this week was well worth it. Lots of grade-A conversation.

    7 years ago at 11:22 am
      1. FrattyFuck23

        You’ve been on this site for how long and you’re still a rushee? Try harder, you pleb.

        7 years ago at 1:50 pm
      2. BuschLattesFTW

        You’ve been on this site for 4+ years and are still an active. Similar to how you can’t seem to get that manager promotion at Wendy’s chief

        7 years ago at 3:39 pm
      3. Fratty McFratFrat

        You’ve been here a year and you’re still a Rushee, so that makes you the Wendy’s fry cook who can’t get promoted to working the drive-thru. Plus you obviously looked at his profile which, by your own rules, makes you a Loser. But we already knew that, didn’t we?

        7 years ago at 6:12 pm
      4. BuschLattesFTW

        That would also make you a loser for looking at my profile you fucking idiot

        7 years ago at 11:42 am
      5. Fratty McFratFrat

        I didn’t need to look at your profile to know that you’ve been here a year, shit for brains. I remember when you showed up because you immediately started whining about being downvoted. And you’ve been whining ever since. So why don’t you just grow up and make a funny comment and stop whining like a baby. You’ll never get through pledging if you can’t take a little hazing.

        7 years ago at 12:47 pm
      7. Fratty McFratFrat

        I get off on the upvote your mom gives me when I fuck her in the ass

        7 years ago at 6:45 pm
      9. Fratty McFratFrat

        You seem to be having trouble keeping your accounts straight. Amateur.

        7 years ago at 5:16 am
  5. Fratty Couples PGA

    We don’t need any more Amos that name is already taken by the best chocolate-chip cookies to ever grace my moistening mouth.

    7 years ago at 12:24 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Kid does that naturally. Although it’s not as fun because he almost makes it too easy. Kind of like his mom.

        7 years ago at 12:01 am