Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 19 Jared Borislow10 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram This guy’s grandpa sounds like a hoot. I agree with both of them. #BUTTSTUFF2014 “After an intensive crime scene investigation, it looks like Fido took his own life. We’re sorry for your loss.” Guess who’s got one unoccupied thumb and is jerking off right now… This guy! Being referred to as an astonishingly lame personification of a sexual drought. It’s a TFM. #BUTTSTUFF2014 Jill’s a keeper. #BUTTSTUFF2014 Well? Can he? Pages: 1 2
TTKA All Day Damn, spending a night with Jill must be like throwing a taquito into the grand canyon. 10 years ago at 3:27 pm
William_Henry_Fratterman Rearranging the stars to further the possibility of receiving nudes. TFM. 10 years ago at 3:35 pm
Dirty Tony Sanchez Using blatantly fake stars to send your inappropriate message. TFM 10 years ago at 3:36 pm
Black_Brah Joxafine doesn’t sound like a nice jewish girls name. Left swipe. #Wherethewhitewomenat 10 years ago at 3:58 pm
DeVry guy posing as girls. TDornM
10 years ago at 3:23 pmDamn, spending a night with Jill must be like throwing a taquito into the grand canyon.
10 years ago at 3:27 pmKember wins this round
10 years ago at 3:31 pmWith Jill’s bowling ball antics taking a close second
10 years ago at 4:44 pmRearranging the stars to further the possibility of receiving nudes. TFM.
10 years ago at 3:35 pmYou get the joke!
10 years ago at 5:32 pmUsing blatantly fake stars to send your inappropriate message. TFM
10 years ago at 3:36 pm^call him Albert Einstein
10 years ago at 5:32 pm^^ Hey Albert. Fuck you.
10 years ago at 12:35 pm#ButtStuffingNov2014
10 years ago at 3:45 pmI know what I’m thankful for.
10 years ago at 7:29 pmWhat’s with the spanish phone at the end?
10 years ago at 3:49 pmSome people speak Spanish.
10 years ago at 7:08 pmJoxafine doesn’t sound like a nice jewish girls name. Left swipe. #Wherethewhitewomenat
10 years ago at 3:58 pmDevry Guy should surf that bung hole.
10 years ago at 4:26 pmAre we still doing these? I’d rather see rush boobs.
10 years ago at 4:28 pmUse google then
10 years ago at 11:57 am