Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 19

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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aleena
This guy’s grandpa sounds like a hoot.
aleia
I agree with both of them.
becky
#BUTTSTUFF2014
dorie
“After an intensive crime scene investigation, it looks like Fido took his own life. We’re sorry for your loss.”
filip
Guess who’s got one unoccupied thumb and is jerking off right now… This guy!
french
Being referred to as an astonishingly lame personification of a sexual drought. It’s a TFM.
gabby
#BUTTSTUFF2014
jill
Jill’s a keeper.
joxafine
#BUTTSTUFF2014
kaci
Well? Can he?
  1. TTKA All Day

    Damn, spending a night with Jill must be like throwing a taquito into the grand canyon.

    10 years ago at 3:27 pm
  2. William_Henry_Fratterman

    Rearranging the stars to further the possibility of receiving nudes. TFM.

    10 years ago at 3:35 pm
  3. Black_Brah

    Joxafine doesn’t sound like a nice jewish girls name. Left swipe. #Wherethewhitewomenat

    10 years ago at 3:58 pm