Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 19
Jared Borislow10 years ago

kelly — Dark Lord Sanzari is very forward with women.

maddie — Based on her calm reaction, I assume she gets asked that a lot.

patrick — Arguably the greatest Tinder moment of all time.

rhiannon — If it worked for him, it could work for you, too.

tara — Sorry, Tara. You’re too thirsty. Not my type. #BUTTSTUFF2014

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Captain Cumback
DeVry guy posing as girls. TDornM
10 years ago at 3:23 pm
TTKA All Day
Damn, spending a night with Jill must be like throwing a taquito into the grand canyon.
10 years ago at 3:27 pm
SphincteralMicturation
Kember wins this round
10 years ago at 3:31 pm
1. wiso2016
  With Jill’s bowling ball antics taking a close second
  10 years ago at 4:44 pm
William_Henry_Fratterman
Rearranging the stars to further the possibility of receiving nudes. TFM.
10 years ago at 3:35 pm
1. 21st Century Goose
  You get the joke!
  10 years ago at 5:32 pm
Dirty Tony Sanchez
Using blatantly fake stars to send your inappropriate message. TFM
10 years ago at 3:36 pm
1. 21st Century Goose
  ^call him Albert Einstein
  10 years ago at 5:32 pm
2. TheDeVRyGuYshostage
  ^^ Hey Albert. Fuck you.
  10 years ago at 12:35 pm
BigFrocket
#ButtStuffingNov2014
10 years ago at 3:45 pm
1. Fratwurst Sausage
  I know what I’m thankful for.
  10 years ago at 7:29 pm
Assistant_Regional_Manager
What’s with the spanish phone at the end?
10 years ago at 3:49 pm
1. Fratrick II
  Some people speak Spanish.
  10 years ago at 7:08 pm
Black_Brah
Joxafine doesn’t sound like a nice jewish girls name. Left swipe. #Wherethewhitewomenat
10 years ago at 3:58 pm
party_on_garth
Devry Guy should surf that bung hole.
10 years ago at 4:26 pm
Mad Fratter
Are we still doing these? I’d rather see rush boobs.
10 years ago at 4:28 pm
1. GG-Allin
  Use google then
  10 years ago at 11:57 am