Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 193
7 years ago

Very specific reason.
Michael’s out there doing his thing. Respect.
Smooth pivot.
He changed the pronunciation of her name, just like that.
Looks like it.

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This guy’s playing chess while we all play checkers.
It hard to say.
BOOM ROASTED!
Matt’s got some interesting standards.

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  2. MightBePike

    Y’all I think I figured it out. vaginator is a girl!

    Think about it. No guy would want to be a VAGinator. And what guy gets THAT emotional about what is essentially nothing?

    That’s why she’s always talking about girls’ booty holes and never their vah-jays! She doesn’t want to deal with the fact that she has the same genitalia as the babes of the day!!! It all makes sense now.

    Lets wait for her to take the bait and then, if we can be nice and supportive she’ll show her tits.

    7 years ago at 12:28 pm
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      Promise you, his name is Will Valentine and he’s from VA. I remember this kid in middle school saying that he wanted his fraternity nickname to be thevaginator. We all thought it was hilarious at the time, so it’s either the man himself or one of the people we told about it.

      7 years ago at 8:05 am
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        And the man himself is in fact sardonic enough to talk to people like he does. And he used to brag about all the gold his family has in Fort Knox, which explains the whole “going to school in Knoxville” thing. This all adds up perfectly. I’m gonna go punch him in the nuts.

        7 years ago at 8:13 am
      2. MightBePike

        Feel free to deck him once for all of us but don’t put his personal shit online.

        Plus if he is more or less like that in real life then he has a problem and doesn’t need his shit put on the web. And what if you’re wrong?

        Let’s do the FaF thing and show some honorable restraint.

        7 years ago at 4:57 pm
      3. thevaginator

        Fratty Couples is an admitted drunk driver. Kid is one of the biggest losers on this site

        7 years ago at 5:18 pm
      4. Fratty McFratFrat

        And you are an admitted homosexual and white supremacist who has admitted on this site that you like to fuck black men in the ass. That makes you the biggest loser on this site. Now do something about it pussy.

        7 years ago at 5:17 am
      6. thevaginator

        Lol you already pussied out of our fight once you little bitch. I’d love the opportunity to knock your teeth in though.

        7 years ago at 5:16 pm
      8. thevaginator

        East there slugger. Running your mouth like that will get you your ass beat

        7 years ago at 1:01 pm
      9. MightBePike

        No. It won’t. It will entertain me and possibly some other people and possibly annoy you and that’s enough for me. My ass will stay thoroughly un-beat as opposed to yours which you submit to your long-johned sexual partner.

        7 years ago at 9:44 am
      10. thevaginator

        So you’re admitting that you are too much of a pussy to fight me. We’ve been through this before kid and it doesn’t end well for you so you might as well just start dancing

        7 years ago at 2:40 pm