Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 196
7 years ago

Shooters shoot.
Four kids — all the result of Tinder openers — may be a world record.
0_o
“I’m going to put you in the hospital with my penis” is a unique opening strategy.
They may be meant to be.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

The new Netflix and chill.
Forgetting bases is going to be the subject of the next millennial hit piece.
What a response. Wow.
Dear God…
This guy has it all planned out.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    One of my Match.com dates thought he was Jesus. When we checked into a hotel he put three nails on the counter and said, “Can you put me up for the night?” Then when we had sex he yelled, “Oh, Dad, I’m coming!” Then he left and didn’t call me for three days! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    7 years ago at 7:06 am
    1. thevaginator

      You still gonna be in Knoxville next weekend? I’d love to knock your bitch ass out

      7 years ago at 1:23 pm
  5. jizzrag69v2

    Anyone with 80 Fortnite wins is a virgin so props to Cara for giving Sigmanugs311 a pity fuck

    7 years ago at 12:37 pm