Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 198

What a weird way to say you have the common cold.
Swing and a miss.
27 minutes. No more, no less.
What a convo.
BA DUM TSS!

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

She’s right.
wut
True love.
She’s being sarcastic with all this I think? This is Tinder, so it’s always kinda hard to tell.
See you next week.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

  1. AndrewsMomsAss

    OMG my Match.com profile says I’m looking for a country guy in Vancouver who can pack an entire can of Cope and still smash from behind! I’ll put a coaster on my back for the spit cup! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    7 years ago at 3:54 am
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        I’d like to point out that we’ve got you answering to “virg” which raises the question of who actually is a dancing loser.

        7 years ago at 7:00 pm