Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 199
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

What a start we’re off to.
A gym rat love story may be unfolding.
Love via pineapple preference.
Noah with the save of the millennium!
Expediting the process.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Well done, I guess.
Another process expediter.
Not a great look, Bob.
This guy smokes.
Love it.
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  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    Noah should have used this line: “I’m FLOODED with desire for you! You’ll miss the BOAT if we don’t hook up!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    7 years ago at 5:56 am
    1. AndrewsMomsAss

      BTW (that means By The Way)! Andrew is graduating from Brown this weekend! I’m so glad that I’ll no longer have to wake him up every morning, make his lunch, and check his book bag to make sure he has his assignments! I’ve invited all of my 73846 Facebook friends to meet at the Holiday Inn for mimosas after the ceremony! Hope to see you there!

      7 years ago at 9:43 am
  3. Butanefratoil

    Thin crust pizza with bacon, pineapple, bananna peppers, and the occasional jalapeno’s (for when I’m feeling frisky) is the shit

    7 years ago at 1:07 pm