Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 20 Jared Borislow10 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram #BUTTSTUFF2014 to kick things off. #BUTTSTUFF2014 to continue the trend. He’s about to like the moment later that night when she farts on his balls. That’s a great claim to fame. He connected “Cows or pigs?” to “Cum in your ass” in only 7 messages. That must be some sort of record. I’ll be the one to announce #BUTTSTUFF2015, thank you very much. This got out of hand fast. I wouldn’t know whether to be disgusted or turned on by the trail of slime response. You know what they say when you assume… WE… ARE GROOT. Pages: 1 2
Uncle Sam hates GDIs Bob dole, owner of the Dole plantations is a damn fine american and a better man than you. Shut your fucking mouth when you are speaking about mr.dole. Idk what i expected from a monkey like you though 10 years ago at 11:45 am
trapnotskeet Banana connoisseur? Thats what you decided to go with? http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/009/855/35xyux.jpg 10 years ago at 1:23 pm
ColonialBrosandNavahoes Bob Dole was a senator and lobbied for Chiquita. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. 10 years ago at 5:59 pm
ThatOtherGuy On the contrary he is a well respected member of the TFM community. 10 years ago at 4:14 pm
sandiegobubbles Thinking the last one was DeVry Guy because nobody actually likes him. 10 years ago at 4:13 pm
sandiegobubbles Brb I’ll go make you a sandwich and all will be wonderful again. 10 years ago at 4:25 pm
Dornos_Parole_Officer The 3rd one from the bottom on the first page has me confused as fuck. Pretty sure it’s two homos. 10 years ago at 4:17 pm
ThisIsWhyWeChop http://rockthevote.org/buttstuff2014 Well that’s disappointing. 10 years ago at 5:30 pm
RisingFratstarOfTX I plan on having all of these printed up into a leather bound book to grace my coffee table. 10 years ago at 6:22 am
#BUTTSTUFF2014 coming in hot right off the bat
10 years ago at 3:49 pmHey Allie, Sweet Baby Rays or KC Masterpiece?
10 years ago at 3:55 pmAlso, Chiquita or Dole bananas?
10 years ago at 4:02 pmOnly poors buy Dole.
10 years ago at 11:35 amBob dole, owner of the Dole plantations is a damn fine american and a better man than you. Shut your fucking mouth when you are speaking about mr.dole. Idk what i expected from a monkey like you though
10 years ago at 11:45 amI am a banana connoisseur. Fuck you.
10 years ago at 12:12 pmBanana connoisseur? Thats what you decided to go with?
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/009/855/35xyux.jpg
10 years ago at 1:23 pmBob Dole was a senator and lobbied for Chiquita. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.
10 years ago at 5:59 pmOr Head Country?
10 years ago at 8:29 amI think “three hole punch” wins this one.
10 years ago at 3:56 pmCody comes in a close second, fucking gold.
10 years ago at 4:16 pmLooks like you’re on your own with this one pal
10 years ago at 7:22 pm#QueefStuff2014 sounds like a gas!
10 years ago at 4:05 pmThese are bullshit. No one likes DeVry Guy.
10 years ago at 4:06 pmOn the contrary he is a well respected member of the TFM community.
10 years ago at 4:14 pmYour username gave me an aneurysm
10 years ago at 4:15 pmYour shit is weak
10 years ago at 5:51 pmThinking the last one was DeVry Guy because nobody actually likes him.
10 years ago at 4:13 pmSomeone woke up on the wrong side of the kitchen.
10 years ago at 4:20 pmBrb I’ll go make you a sandwich and all will be wonderful again.
10 years ago at 4:25 pmHey pretty lady…we don’t take kindly to your types around here.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmNow skeeter, she ain’t hurtin nobody.
10 years ago at 6:24 amHey sandiegobubbles,
10 years ago at 5:52 pmyou should show us your tits đŸ™‚
Love,
Shibby
I could but I don’t have daddy issues. Dilemmas.
10 years ago at 11:43 amare you “The The rapist”?
10 years ago at 4:37 pmThe 3rd one from the bottom on the first page has me confused as fuck. Pretty sure it’s two homos.
10 years ago at 4:17 pmGuy likes to see homos naked, that don’t help me.
10 years ago at 10:19 pmhttp://rockthevote.org/buttstuff2014
Well that’s disappointing.
10 years ago at 5:30 pmI laughed at the I Am Groot one way harder than I should have
10 years ago at 5:58 pmBlow darts out of the ass got me.
10 years ago at 10:28 pmThat’s pretty weird
10 years ago at 8:08 amTinder Pick Up Lines is Frat Haiku. It’s an art
10 years ago at 6:10 pmI plan on having all of these printed up into a leather bound book to grace my coffee table.
10 years ago at 6:22 am