Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 20

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allie
#BUTTSTUFF2014 to kick things off.
amanda
#BUTTSTUFF2014 to continue the trend.
bennett
He’s about to like the moment later that night when she farts on his balls.
carrie
That’s a great claim to fame.
casimir
He connected “Cows or pigs?” to “Cum in your ass” in only 7 messages. That must be some sort of record.
crystal
I’ll be the one to announce #BUTTSTUFF2015, thank you very much.
dani
This got out of hand fast.
daniel
I wouldn’t know whether to be disgusted or turned on by the trail of slime response.
dominique
You know what they say when you assume…
evan
WE… ARE GROOT.
      1. Uncle Sam hates GDIs

        Bob dole, owner of the Dole plantations is a damn fine american and a better man than you. Shut your fucking mouth when you are speaking about mr.dole. Idk what i expected from a monkey like you though

        10 years ago at 11:45 am
      2. ColonialBrosandNavahoes

        Bob Dole was a senator and lobbied for Chiquita. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.

        10 years ago at 5:59 pm
  1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    The 3rd one from the bottom on the first page has me confused as fuck. Pretty sure it’s two homos.

    10 years ago at 4:17 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      I plan on having all of these printed up into a leather bound book to grace my coffee table.

      10 years ago at 6:22 am