Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 20

isabel
My buddy Curtis the Tittysucker would approve of this.
jackeline
Is that what he was? I don’t get it.
jackie
“-… ..- – – / … – ..- ..-. ..-.” – That is morse code for “butt stuff.”
jana
Probably one of the best pickup lines of all time.
julia
D’aww!
manda
#BUTTSTUFF2014
marina
DAMN IT CODY!!!
megan
#QUEEFSTUFF2014
sabrina
Rock the vote… and her bed. #BUTTSTUFF2014
shelby
I fucking hate him.

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      1. Uncle Sam hates GDIs

        Bob dole, owner of the Dole plantations is a damn fine american and a better man than you. Shut your fucking mouth when you are speaking about mr.dole. Idk what i expected from a monkey like you though

        10 years ago at 11:45 am
      2. ColonialBrosandNavahoes

        Bob Dole was a senator and lobbied for Chiquita. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.

        10 years ago at 5:59 pm
  1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    The 3rd one from the bottom on the first page has me confused as fuck. Pretty sure it’s two homos.

    10 years ago at 4:17 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      I plan on having all of these printed up into a leather bound book to grace my coffee table.

      10 years ago at 6:22 am