Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 203
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

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Interesting tactic here.
That is very graphic.
Nice try, but this seems like it’s not going to end well for him.
Not a bad line.
Unreal. No clue how this worked out for him.

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Wow.
Lol
This took some serious letter crunching on his end.
Looks like ladies love Scuba Steve.
Uhhh… What?
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  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    Every guy on Match.com looks like a gorgeous, Jesus-like male model in his profile pics! Then he shows up at Starbucks and he’s old, fat, bald, still living in his mom’s basement, and calls himself ”The Vaginator!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    7 years ago at 5:36 am
      1. thevaginatorv2

        Why is everyone named the vaginator king of the comments? Because I’m the alpha that’s why

        7 years ago at 1:45 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      No. Not a lot of bass live in salt water and don’t frequent a lot of places where those few are. I like mammals when I can swing it: seal, whale, ass.

      7 years ago at 1:37 pm