Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 207
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
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The guy with the parachute will be very surprised when he pulls the ripcord and his lunch flies out because he strapped on his book bag by mistake! Remember kids, Jansport doesn’t make parachutes! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 6:58 amHappy Shark Week everyone.
6 years ago at 9:30 amNot gonna even try to write anything this year. I know it’d be too good for them to publish. But do yourself a favor and go back and some of my stuff (and make sure not to miss the Commenter of the Week by Dillon which is 2 sentences him and then all the rest is me).
What’s SharkWeekTFM’s favorite Bible story? The story of Noah’s shARK! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 10:51 amPretty sad when there’s only two comments in eight hours, but I’d rather have two good comments than 20 ridiculous ones.
6 years ago at 4:14 pmWe need to try harder.
6 years ago at 9:49 pmYou should post a column here in the comments. If Fratty McFratFrat can post an entire chapter from The Great Gatsby, then you should be able to post an 800 word column.
6 years ago at 6:09 amI don’t think I could ever have a 3 some with another guy. Can’t even watch that shit in porn.
6 years ago at 8:02 amI recently Eiffel-Towered a young Vietnamese woman with her 46-year-old husband, and I gotta say, it wasn’t as awkward as you might expect. And I’m pretty much a homophobe.
6 years ago at 9:10 amHaving a threesome with a middle-aged Asian man just to make your below-average penis look larger by comparison. TFM
6 years ago at 2:12 pmHe was a white guy. Ex Army Ranger, was stationed in Korea for 10 years, never got rid of the Asian fetish.
6 years ago at 8:42 pmWell that’s good for you if you’re cool with that. The only way I could see it happening is if it was just the three of us hanging out and then she was the one who initiated, “You know what I’ve always wanted to try….?”
6 years ago at 10:33 amThat’s pretty much how it happened. Tinder match –> “come over” –> “Oh by the way this is my husband” –> “You can fuck her bro.” He watched at first while I hit it from behind and then she started blowing him. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to pull off an Eiffel Tower. Actually went clubbing with them a couple times, they were pretty cool.
6 years ago at 6:02 pmGive a Vietnamese woman your Richard and she love you long time.
6 years ago at 4:13 pmI’m not even lying or making this up I have a video of her singing that song at karaoke.
6 years ago at 8:43 pmDid vaggie girl finally get banned?? Time to celebrate boys
6 years ago at 2:02 pmAre you going to fart for joy?
6 years ago at 2:17 pmMake the comments great again
6 years ago at 3:37 pmI’d like to see some of the Old Reliables return. Like SmithPM, LazyRican, Michael Burry, GeedNProud.
6 years ago at 5:00 pmNeed more Gatsby
6 years ago at 6:08 pmFrabst
6 years ago at 2:32 pmSome of these IDs may have morphed into other users…….hypothetically.
6 years ago at 7:00 pmI think I scared him away with my last comment. He totally deleted everything
6 years ago at 3:45 pmDing dong the bitch is dead!
6 years ago at 1:02 pmWonder why they waited until now. My theory is that it had to do with the supposed fight between stardog and vaginator. If there was a fight and someone got injured maybe TFM could be held responsible. Noticed they deleted all his comments.
6 years ago at 8:19 pmNo fight took place. We deleted his comments from the past three weeks and restricted commenting abilities. His account is still active.
6 years ago at 9:23 pmDo you work for tfm? Not trying to sound like a dick I’m genuinely asking. And why not just blackball him? If that’s still a thing.
6 years ago at 9:53 pmGo fuck yourself
6 years ago at 6:24 pmKeep dancing little man
6 years ago at 9:33 pmI can compete with the can of beans but the dog will win every time.
6 years ago at 2:16 pmThe great thing about boat shoes is they clean up good after you piss all over them. Just thought that needed to be said.
6 years ago at 11:23 amI don’t think boat shoes are officially broken in until they’ve been soaked in piss.
6 years ago at 5:12 am