Dynamite dick. Classic.Solid pickup line right here.It’d be a “Miracle” if this line worked. LOL!#RopeyLoadsThat sounds painstakingly pleasurable.There should be a “post-shag taco” option in Taco Bell’s new app.Same thing as last year.The winner of this batch.D’awwwww.I thought his reasoning was solid.
Ray Lewis???
11 years ago at 4:44 pmIf only those second cousins were from Alabama… Then they could participate in #BUTTSTUFF2014
11 years ago at 4:52 pmShould’ve went with the “I shoot ropes like Peter North” and that might have got her
11 years ago at 4:54 pmI won’t lie, I think TFM is on a roll this past day with the new Frat Romance Novel, the tinder pick-up lines, and the chest hair article.
Here’s to hoping Fail Friday gets posted before lunch tomorrow.
11 years ago at 4:56 pmWhy does it need to be posted before lunch tomorrow? I know none of us plan to be awake before then.
11 years ago at 5:47 pmYMBNH
11 years ago at 7:55 pmGo fuck yourself
11 years ago at 8:53 amAnd The Therapist’s first article. Who knows, maybe even the forums might come back.
11 years ago at 9:17 pmDon’t jinx it buddy.
11 years ago at 8:07 amDevryGuy back on track!
11 years ago at 4:59 pm#HotPieceShitOnMyFace
#SHITONMYFACE2K14
11 years ago at 5:02 pmShouldn’t we just move that into the next year? 2014 is pretty much over, isn’t it?
11 years ago at 11:23 pmShamelessly soliciting sex from your cousin. TBamaMove
11 years ago at 5:02 pmas a Bama fan I shamelessly applaud you on this
11 years ago at 7:43 pmNothing better than surprising a slam with some ropey loads.
11 years ago at 5:10 pmThat last one actually wasn’t half bad…
11 years ago at 5:10 pmAre you telling me “Emily” invested a whole year of time into that joke. Gotta appreciate the dedication
11 years ago at 5:14 pm