Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 21

Tinder Lines 19
I was going to use a Star Wars pun here but then you guys would think I was a #nerd.
Tinder Lines 2
#BUTTSTUFF2014
Tinder Lines 20
I like those odds.
Tinder Lines 3
#BUTTSTUFF2014
Tinder Lines 4
They always pick the monkeys.
Tinder Lines 5
Shit on my face should catch on. It’s a nice twist on a classic.
Tinder Lines 6
#BUTTSTUFF2014
Tinder Lines 7
Every Tinderers worst nightmare.
Tinder Lines 8
She’s pretty salty about that one. BA DUM TSSS.
Tinder Lines 9
All the difference in the world.

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  1. CharDeeMcDennis

    If only those second cousins were from Alabama… Then they could participate in #BUTTSTUFF2014

    11 years ago at 4:52 pm
  2. Little 500

    Should’ve went with the “I shoot ropes like Peter North” and that might have got her

    11 years ago at 4:54 pm
  3. FratstarsnStripes

    I won’t lie, I think TFM is on a roll this past day with the new Frat Romance Novel, the tinder pick-up lines, and the chest hair article.

    Here’s to hoping Fail Friday gets posted before lunch tomorrow.

    11 years ago at 4:56 pm
    1. FlounderTC

      Why does it need to be posted before lunch tomorrow? I know none of us plan to be awake before then.

      11 years ago at 5:47 pm
    2. CommodoreVU

      And The Therapist’s first article. Who knows, maybe even the forums might come back.

      11 years ago at 9:17 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Shouldn’t we just move that into the next year? 2014 is pretty much over, isn’t it?

      11 years ago at 11:23 pm
  4. UoGDawg

    Are you telling me “Emily” invested a whole year of time into that joke. Gotta appreciate the dedication

    11 years ago at 5:14 pm