Dynamite dick. Classic.Solid pickup line right here.It’d be a “Miracle” if this line worked. LOL!#RopeyLoadsThat sounds painstakingly pleasurable.There should be a “post-shag taco” option in Taco Bell’s new app.Same thing as last year.The winner of this batch.D’awwwww.I thought his reasoning was solid.
Miracle guy blew it. Should have ended with “Now go out there and take ’em.”
11 years ago at 5:45 pmHey babe, I’m not gonna be able to make it to dinner tonight, something came up. Love you.
11 years ago at 5:54 pmI want to understand. But I cant.
11 years ago at 3:14 pmFuckin Ray. What a guy.
11 years ago at 6:24 pmGo Cougs
11 years ago at 10:18 pmThe “You’ve got pretty eyes can I have one” really got to me
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