Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 22

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Ecoboost. NF.
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Girls love an emotional man.
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“You’re a jizzer, Harry.”
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Tia shouldn’t jump to conclusions like that.
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Dorn…?
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They say you aren’t truly in love until you pop your lover’s pimples.
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I disagree.
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Assassins are sexy.
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I think it is.
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  1. thebearjew

    Thats basically what I would expect from somebody who spells their name ‘Jakub’

    10 years ago at 5:16 pm
    1. ny fratstar 24

      Any person who has a name which is a misspelled version of a good american name deserves to be neutered. Fuck you Jakeob or Jakub, you’re ruining the country.

      10 years ago at 12:37 pm
  2. Dick_Nixon

    Next to the Frat Romance Novel and IGBOFTD, this is one of the few other things that TFM is still doing right. Keep doing you, Devry Guy.

    10 years ago at 5:19 pm
  3. Bush Light

    No way that could be Dorn, although I have seen some middle school boys with iPhones come to think of it….

    10 years ago at 5:20 pm
  4. Goose Swafford

    You’re doing God’s work, The DeVry Guy, but Nora is the real winner here.

    10 years ago at 5:22 pm
  5. Lukeloko

    It’s things like these that make up for the dust droppings of the intern I’m now getting spammed with

    10 years ago at 5:31 pm