Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 23

Tinder Lines 8
His girl sounds like a nice lady.
Tinder Lines 9
Only 7 days now!
Tinder Lines 10
Got ‘er.
Tinder Lines 11
SEE MOM? I TOLD YOU I WAS SEMI-INTERNET FAMOUS!!!
Tinder Lines 13
Touché? More like tushy. #BUTTSTUFF2014
Tinder Lines 14
Who doesn’t wanna take a cumshot from a Scotsman?
Tinder Lines 15
This guy clearly handles rejection well.
Tinder Lines 17
#BURNT #TURNT #PLURNT #KONY201_?
Tinder Lines 18
#BUTTSTUFF2014
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She’s a keeper.

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    1. JerryJones

      Lol, Julia is clearly used to dealing with geeds if she wants something bigger than 3 inches. I’d have her on my phone everyday begging for my vienna sausage.

      10 years ago at 4:48 pm
      1. Jordan Ross Belfort

        I’m fucking losing it right now. Thank you so much for this good sir.

        10 years ago at 2:59 pm
  1. inhocFaF

    It seems that #buttstuff2014 has really stuck to the point where it’s a pickup line. I’ll let you know how it works out in person.

    10 years ago at 5:09 pm
  2. Tuffey

    I’ve submitted 4 and not a damn one has been put in here. Fuck you devry guy fuck you

    10 years ago at 5:46 pm
    1. StarShieldandLamp

      Maybe you’re just not funny. The signs are there, you just chose not to accept them.

      10 years ago at 8:22 am
  3. SoFratHighSchooler

    Yea, I just got my first Tinder match today .. Let’s just say brown town within the hour. TFTC yea !

    10 years ago at 7:18 pm