Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 25

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abby
I think the catch is that he didn’t say it had to be his semen, but I’m not sure what kind of pleasure he’d get from dumping someone else’s semen on Abby.
alecia
Alecia is always playing her games. What a bitch.
andy
What an honest, stand-up guy, this Andy fellow.
blair
Wow…
chris
#RIPFratIguana #BUTTSTUFF2014

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

erica
#BUTTSTUFF2014
hernando
This is actually really beautiful…
joella
Those were some booty-ful puns #LOL #BUTTSTUFF2014
karin
That’s not very nice.
liza
Two fists at a rapid pace? Sounds like a fucking boxing match down there. #BUTTSTUFF2014
    1. PursuitofFrattiness9

      On an unrelated note you should take down that Eric garner interaction before someone threatens to blow up the TFM headquarters.

      10 years ago at 12:26 pm
      1. TheActivesArePissed

        Wow, what a rollercoaster ride of comments. You shot out of the gate with a quick 103 points, then got rocked with -107. But then followed it up with an impressive comeback victory.

        10 years ago at 2:08 am
  1. puffdaddy

    Damn, I don’t even know how Sandra is going to deal with her five foot deep, five foot in diameter vagina.

    10 years ago at 1:04 pm
  2. DiscoDusty_1855

    Take note intern. Thursday is a holiday, so Devry got his article out in advance. I’ll be watching for FF you piece of shit

    10 years ago at 2:37 pm