Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 25

madison
Bold move, Cotton.
michelle
This is just overall depressing.
miya
#BEEPERSTUFF2014
monica
#BUTTSTUFF2014
nina
I hear he’s got a Christopher Col-ossal dick.

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rose
That’s some suction right there.
sandra
#BUTTSTUFF2014
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Wrecking ass. TJewasaurusM.
whitney
And that 8 is a hard max.
grace
Thanks for a great year of #BUTTSTUFF2014, you guys.
Until #BUTTSTUFF2015,
The DeVry Guy

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    1. PursuitofFrattiness9

      On an unrelated note you should take down that Eric garner interaction before someone threatens to blow up the TFM headquarters.

      10 years ago at 12:26 pm
      1. TheActivesArePissed

        Wow, what a rollercoaster ride of comments. You shot out of the gate with a quick 103 points, then got rocked with -107. But then followed it up with an impressive comeback victory.

        10 years ago at 2:08 am
  1. puffdaddy

    Damn, I don’t even know how Sandra is going to deal with her five foot deep, five foot in diameter vagina.

    10 years ago at 1:04 pm
  2. DiscoDusty_1855

    Take note intern. Thursday is a holiday, so Devry got his article out in advance. I’ll be watching for FF you piece of shit

    10 years ago at 2:37 pm