Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 26

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Anna is on the fast track to becoming a fan favorite.
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All of these things are good indicators of somebody’s membership in a fraternity.
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He’ll Packer up real good.
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Pour some out for our boy Colin tonight.
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In that he will bite off a completely unrelated body part during.

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He’s just doing it the right way. I appreciate that.
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Referring to Isis’ Tinder moments as “propaganda pictures.” It’s a TFM.
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Sounds like quite a night.
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I can’t tell if this guy hates eyeballs or loves them.
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Not going to include the second screenshot because I think you get the point.
  1. Black_Brah

    I like how the problem for Emily is that she’s allergic, not that she doesn’t want Cheeto Puffs in her asshole. There’s hope bro.

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
    1. The_Sherminator

      She wanted to shove Cheetos up HIS asshole but HE was allergic. Learn how to read, brah.

      10 years ago at 3:14 pm
      1. Black_Brah

        Sorry bruh, I’m coming off a two day jack and coke binge and all I know is that I have a computer and coke dick.

        10 years ago at 3:28 pm
  2. delteagle

    Anna’s friends are those chubby girls at the bar who say “YOU NEED TO GO HOME WITH ME”

    10 years ago at 2:26 pm
  3. Velocifraptor

    Publix pharmacist: “Uh sir? You’re using the blood pressure machine wrong”.

    10 years ago at 2:28 pm
    1. Nathaniellight

      Nice call using a publix blood pressure machine I would never go near a Walmart one

      10 years ago at 9:12 pm