Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 26
10 years ago

Tinder Lines 9
I can’t stop picturing Emily’s situation actually happening. It’s mesmerizing.
Tinder Lines 6
#SmoothOperator
Tinder Lines 3
Clever indeed.
Tinder Lines 18
Greg needs some help.
Tinder Lines 7
I can’t either…

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Tinder Lines 16
Any thoughts on what Becca’s third wish might be?
Tinder Lines 17
The undesired third option.
Tinder Lines 14
#hashtags get you #laid by #medical #devices
Tinder Lines 4
Flicking the butt bean. It’s a TFM.
Tinder Lines 1
His pickup lines are as fire as the result of his dick friction.

New year, new hashtag. But will it be #BUTTSTUFF2015?

Butt stuff lines had a great run in 2014, but, much like those Ritz crackers I just topped with that caviar I extracted from my pet goldfish, I think they might be getting a little stale. Am I wrong? Maybe. But that’s up to you, the readers, to decide.

Are you a TFM? Do you want to start a trend in 2015? Then send in your most outrageous Tinder pickup lines that include a new and ridiculous theme for the new year to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com and we’ll see if they’re worthy of starting the #_______2015 hashtag. I look forward to your responses.

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  6. Black_Brah

    I like how the problem for Emily is that she’s allergic, not that she doesn’t want Cheeto Puffs in her asshole. There’s hope bro.

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
    1. The_Sherminator

      She wanted to shove Cheetos up HIS asshole but HE was allergic. Learn how to read, brah.

      10 years ago at 3:14 pm
      1. Black_Brah

        Sorry bruh, I’m coming off a two day jack and coke binge and all I know is that I have a computer and coke dick.

        10 years ago at 3:28 pm
  8. delteagle

    Anna’s friends are those chubby girls at the bar who say “YOU NEED TO GO HOME WITH ME”

    10 years ago at 2:26 pm
  10. Velocifraptor

    Publix pharmacist: “Uh sir? You’re using the blood pressure machine wrong”.

    10 years ago at 2:28 pm
    1. Nathaniellight

      Nice call using a publix blood pressure machine I would never go near a Walmart one

      10 years ago at 9:12 pm