Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 27

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Got her.
Got her.
Persistence is key... Except when that doesn't work either.
Persistence is key… Except when that doesn’t work either.
These damn robots are ruining great punchlines.
These damn robots are ruining great punchlines.
#RAWDAWG2015?
#RAWDAWG2015?
Get more tolerant, mom.
Get more tolerant, mom.

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#NECKTHROWING2015?
#NECKTHROWING2015?
#BUTTSTUFF2015?
#BUTTSTUFF2015?
He's asking the important questions.
He’s asking the important questions.
Smooth as fuck.
Smooth as fuck.
Things are looking up for Sage.
Things are looking up for Sage.
    1. Tuco_1855

      The standard #Buttstuff2015 is implied rawdog. No need to over-complicate things

      10 years ago at 7:00 pm
      1. TFMSorrySir

        Holy fuck, fine then
        #ConsensualSex2015. It’s a RFM.
        Happy, you fucking nazi

        10 years ago at 7:36 pm
    1. FBR

      #alaskanpipeline15, #alabamahotpocket15, or #blumpkin15. Let’s see how those options resonate.

      10 years ago at 7:01 pm
      1. FBR

        #kingkong15. Another option. Where one is ramming a woman’s poop shoot and before he cums he starts whooping and beating his chest like a gorilla. Just another thought. In case keeping it in the #buttstuff type deal

        10 years ago at 7:05 pm